Monday, October 29, 2012


I do hate bugs.

I hate the one that stinks and you know which bug is stinking the place.

I hate the ones that crawl on their bellies coming right under you.

I hate the ones that fly thinking they own the sky.

Sometimes I feel tempted to pluck their wings and let them roast over the fire.

Watch their exoskeletons turn over and crisp.

Their insides burst from the side of their bellies, boiling.

Or maybe throw them in a lake of ice.

They'll feel daggers all over their body slowly inching towards their core.

If they had lungs, maybe bugs don't have lungs and a heart, every time they inhaled they would feel needles bumping all over their lung walls.

I hate bugs

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

A crazy friend of mine (an understatement) told me to listen to white noise.  5 minutes into the video I slip into a trance and 10 minutes later I snap back into reality with my clothes off. Freaky mind control!? or I’m an unconscious habitual nudist… DUN DUN DUUUUN!

Pictures related:

My friend is the one that I'm trying to hump from behind.  

Then he gets me back.

Aside from the Greek-era male bonding going on in the pictures he makes cartoons.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

2(0) Miniutes to Midnight

AAAhhhh… How nice.  A humid night with warm air circulating through my room.  I’m surprised that I can still concentrate on my project whilst all the distractions around me.  Mom and Dad talking loudly, Bromo playing videogames behind me, and my constant need to travel back and forth between the kitchen and my room just to keep myself caffeinated.  

And yes, we don’t dare to let me reach that state of de-caffeination… lest you open the gates of hell!

Abandon all hope ye who enter!

Now, I must abandon this muse, named Procrastination, that enthralled me 10 minutes ago to go back in the trudging of mastering my knowledge that will hopefully… hopefully! take me closer to being a Mind Master.

I just hope that I don’t get too close to the sun like Icarus.  Well not until I learn how to make a better pair of wings.

Well now it’s been 15 minutes so this video wont make sense anymore and now it 11:55pm(Well at the time I wrote this out).